I Love Jennie

Today I got told off for feeding the wrong bread to the birds

Today I got told off for not having any avocados

Today I got told off for blowing my nose

Today I got told off for not taking my shoes off

Today I got told off for crushing the fire

Today I got told off for not sharing my calendar

Today I got told off for being wrong

Today I got told off for putting the wrong plate in the micro-wave

Today I got told off for putting tea bags in the sink

Today I got told off for not watering my plants

Today I got told off for parking the car wrong

Today I got told off for picking up the baby

Today I got told off for not using the chopping board

Today I got told off for putting my clothes on top of the washing basket

Today I got told off for being so stupid

Today I got told off for leaving the door open

Today I got told off for having my shoes on

Today I got told off for making a mess

Today I got told off for throwing away the instructions

Today I got told off for not being very bright

Today I got told off for being so negative

Today I got told off for not packing the wine

Today I got told off for not understanding

Today I got told off for eating the Xmas pudding

Today I got told off for throwing out paper

Today I got told off for not using a saucer

Today I got told off for turning left

Today I got told off for not following Jennie

Today I got told off for being stubborn

Today I got told off for not shaking the milk

Today I got told off for putting logs on the fire

Today I got told off for driving through Tooting

Today I got told off for being in bed

Today I got told off for feeding the fox

Today I got told off for my wrong body language

Today I got told off for ranting

Today I got told off for clearing the cupboards

Today I got told off for being pedantic

Today I got told off for not putting the bins out

Today I got told off for being so contrary

Today I got told off for not picking up the baby

Today I got told off for not filling the dishwasher

Today I got told off for tickling her

Today I got told off for being too clever

Today I got told off for always being right

Today I got told off for not having an opinion

Today I got told off for not opening the door

Today I got told off for pointing

Today I got told off for being calm

Today I got told off for putting pine cones on the bbq

Today I got told off for being dense

Today I got told off for having my arms folded

Today I got told off for filling the salt cellar

Today I got told off for stopping

Today I got told off for mixing gin and tonic

Today I got told off for packing the dishwasher

Today I got told off for turning the light on

Today I got told off for placing the bath mat on the floor

Today I got told off for using the tea towel

Today I got told off for opening the milk

Today I got told off for making the toast

Today I got told off for ignoring Jennie

Today I got told off for feeding crusts to the birds

Today I got told off for for not picking up the wine bottle

Today I got told off for walking in the road

Today I got told off for being facetious

Today I got told off for filling the kettle

Today I got told off for putting crumbs in the butter

Today I got told off for shouting

Today I got told off for cutting the sausages

Today I got told off for not shutting the drawer

Today I got told off for not using the bath-mat

Today I got told off for mentioning I got told off

Today I got told off for not putting glasses away

Today I got told off for putting the glasses away

Today I got told off for overfilling the kettle

Today I got told off for using the bread knife

Today I got told off for being an idiot

Today I got told off for taking a log off the fire

Today I got told off for saying no

Today I got told off for moving the spade

Today I got told off for putting pans on wrong shelf

Today I got told off for putting spoons in wrong drawer

Today I got told off for putting cheese in the fridge

Today I got told off for putting the bins out

Today I got told off for putting the radiators on

Today I got told off for not putting honey lid on properly

Today I got told off for putting flower petals on the lawn

Today I got told off for closing the door

Today I got told off for not recycling

Today I got told off for interrupting

Today I got told off for not being sensible

Today I got told off for putting paper in the bin

Today I got told off for not listening

Today I got told off for not letting her finish

Today I got told off for having cold hands

Today I got told off for turning the light off

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